Jarboe 

Jarboe (also known as the Living Jarboe) is an American vocalist, songwriter, performer, keyboardist.
Jarboe came to prominence with the New York City based group Swans. As a prolific solo artist , Jarboe works on solo albums and collaborations, has performed at major rock festivals in Europe, has done voice-overs as well as composed the soundtrack of a horror game entitled The Path.

Jarboe gave a truly memorable performance of I Crawled on the 1997 Swans tour. Jarboe lifted an 80 pound python on the video for One Thousand Years which was shown in England and all over European television. Jarboe channeled Ian Curtis in her "black version" of Love Will Tear Us Apart.

Jarboe by Moselle June 7, 2011

Jarboe 

To "Jarboe" is to physically choke a bitch in a public setting such as a university or cafeteria. Taking name after NCAA football player Joshua Jarboe choked a female in a Troy University cafeteria.

Guy 1 -"Man, where that bitch at with my drink?"
Guy 2 - "I don't know dude, but you better Jarboe that ho"

Jarboe by TrojanAndy June 16, 2012

jarboe 

the situation that occurs when you ask somebody for help on a task or project ... and that person's help usually results in more problems and additional work than would have been encountered or required had you completed the task without any body else's help or input.

past tense: jarboed

I was attempting to meet a tight deadline at work, but it required the help of my coworker, Chuck. I asked Chuck to write the specifications for the project, but when I reviewed his work, I realized I had been jarboed.

jarboe by jonsdedbro November 23, 2011

Alex Jarboe 

The gayest bitch you can find who cant find a barber even living in the middle of LA. Loves to talk about how much dick he gets. Fucks dogs at the pound and eats cats with his Asian neighbor.

Did you see any people in Chinatown fucking and eating dogs and cats. Shit, its alex jarboe.

Alex Jarboe by honey I fucked the kids May 13, 2019

Jarbex 

When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.

Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!

Jarbex by rixtyseven October 17, 2010

Jarbo 

When a girl licks all the way from your anus, to the tip of your penis, and then proceeds to deepthroat.

Aye dawg, me n dis bitch wuz gittin REAL crazy da other night.. she gave me a mufuggin JARBO den tried to kiss me, so I slapped her.

Jarbo by Aaron Wargo October 1, 2006

janboe mcflurry 

A culmination of multiple skills from a large mysterious set as dubbed the 'Janboe'. The 'Mcflurry' part only ensues once a janboe mcflurry is able to complete whatever mission he or she was assigned to, via video-games, workplace, et cetera, one proceeds to indulge themselves to a McDonalds mcflurry, or any other delicious diary treat.

1: That guy completed his work within hours? Seriously?
2: Yeah, the manager dubbed him a janboe mcflurry
1: That explains the mcflurry

janboe mcflurry by halo upon payload July 28, 2018