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jaraad
A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.
The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
jaraad by therealjar February 23, 2010
Jargasm
Jargasm by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011
Jargass
1. A thoroughly contemptible person who believes that their detailed knowledge of a particular trade, profession or group, translates into a superior knowledge of all industries. This typically manifests as a person who rudely patronizes another for not knowing the exact details that comprise the jargass’s industry.
2. A person who uses industry slang as a method of displaying intellectual superiority over another.
Origin:
First used in 2010 by Cato. 1300–50; ME jargoun < MF; OF jargon, gargun, deriv. of an expressive base. + 1350–1400; ME arshole anus
2. A person who uses industry slang as a method of displaying intellectual superiority over another.
Origin:
First used in 2010 by Cato. 1300–50; ME jargoun < MF; OF jargon, gargun, deriv. of an expressive base. + 1350–1400; ME arshole anus
“What a jargass, that guy looked at me like I was a total idiot because I grabbed form 2435-cd-vx and not 2435-cd-vy.
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“That Jargass tried to win the debate by using the words, “supply-side economics”, and “trickle down economy” over and over even though they were completely irrelevant to the question.
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“That Jargass tried to win the debate by using the words, “supply-side economics”, and “trickle down economy” over and over even though they were completely irrelevant to the question.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.