japaratus

Electric rice cooker

I love my japaratus, it cooks rice better than anything on the planet.

japaratus by Miss_elle_b April 3, 2022

faparatus

Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.

Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.

I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.

Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.

faparatus by the wiles December 21, 2013

butt nugget release aparatus 

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.

"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew

butt nugget release aparatus by kiki/Dew December 12, 2007

DEF Aparatus 

DEF Aparatus (For gettin ur drink on.... fast)

"Lemme get a burr right quick."
"Na, fuck that, just hit up that DEF Apuratus."

DEF Aparatus by Z-Niggas December 6, 2003