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jankular 

an adjective that describes something of a decrepit or strange fashion.
That car is so jankular, it’s about to fall apart!
My teacher is jankular af, he keeps talking about how he punched a wall when he was mad.
jankular by beefy bro September 28, 2020
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Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.
I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!
Junkular Artery by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013

junkular region 

general area of anatomy where balls, wiener and taint are located.
I got hit in the junkular region by a line drive.

or

I accidentally got part of my junkular region caught in my zipper.

Jangularo 

Basically combining fag douchebag slut short and fat into one insult
Wow, that girl is huge and smells really bad! what a jangularo!
Jangularo by omghaiiiii February 8, 2009

junkular 

The large vein along the bottom of the penis.
Upset because her boyfriend Jim was cheating on her, Jill went right for his junkular.
junkular by JahDW December 9, 2002

jangular 

it is everything and everywhere, it can be used in any sentance replacing any noun. It can only be seen by the naked eye, and can be used to describe anything.
my jangular itches
yo dude! look at this jangular
this jangular is huge, dude!
put your jangular away sir!
jangular by jantastilick December 20, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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