Janktastic

Fabulously janky. The jankyist of them all. The opposite of fantastic.

My ride is janktastic now that it's missing both headlights.

Pete's new shoes are janktastic.

That ducttape holding your shelf up makes your cubicle look janktastic. hollaaaaaa

Janktastic by KarlaS May 6, 2006

janktastic

The horrid, janky smell of college dorms. It varies and ranges daily, but it is never pleasant and may cause sour facial expressions.

Jana, it is janktastic here!

Wow...this janktastic smell never goes away, Morgan!

janktastic by Morgan&Jana February 8, 2009

Jacktastic 

A person named Jack who is fantastic.

"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"

Jacktastic by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

Jentastic by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

Juantastic 

When something is so cool and awesome at some point it ain't fantastic no more it becomes junatastic.

-Yo Nicolas check this shit out

-It's Juantastic

Juantastic by PamelaChu13 August 18, 2016

wanktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

jackastic 

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.

I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?

jackastic by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004