jackastic

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.

I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?

by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004

Jacktastic

A person named Jack who is fantastic.

"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"

by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

jackstack

Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.

I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.

by Beeyo November 1, 2007

Jackassing

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.

1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.

by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009

Jackassity

The state or quality of being a jackass.

Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.

by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011

jackstick

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.

I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.

by bknixon June 6, 2008

jackstack

A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.

My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.

by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007