Janken 

The Japanese name for rock-paper-scissors.

Janken is horribly overrated in anime.

Janken by BLARG man October 18, 2004

Janken 

The definition of "janken" in the Agrosin language.

1. When a person, set-up, or item is considered janky but also epic.
2. When a person, set-up, or item is so incredibly janky that the fact that it exists is epic.
3. An informal way of simply saying "epic".

Gamer, the movie "The Amazing Bulk" is janken!

Janken by AJankenGamer May 9, 2020

janken 

a pickup truck fetish, popular in northwestern areas of america due to cars in cold weather being more janky due to freezing up parts of the engine

yesterday on pornhub, i searched “janken fetish” in hopes of rubbing out one for the ages

janken by i love wearing shoes May 17, 2021

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Going Janeen 

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.

Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!

Going Janeen by skehjgwg September 7, 2019

Janeen 

Janeen is an angel . She appears at the most unexpected time with her heart of gold and changes your whole life around with just her smile . She is funny , witty , and she knows how to.make your heart feel.right at home. She is an amazing mother and she puts everyone else before her in everything. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes, and soft skin. She has the best sense of humor , the kind.that doesn't laugh at others but only with others. She is beautiful from the inside out . The favorite part of her day is making yours .

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Janeen has the best booty.

She'd make the best lover because of her passion for others.

She's an angel

Janeen by Music Boy April 25, 2013

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.

That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.

Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009