Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
Related Words
1. When something did not go smoothly.
2. Something with jagged edges
3. When somebody messes up. (jags)
1. That car ride was all jaggedy.
2. That was one jaggedy ass hairbrush handle.
3. My last two back tucks were fuckin' jaggedy!
Jaggedy by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008
1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.
He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.
Janged by BigJo November 21, 2014
Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.
"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"
Jankedy by Seth C January 15, 2007

janged on 

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey
-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!
janged on by Not Joey October 28, 2007
Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.
Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.
Janged by YKG J June 6, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
Load more