jangedy 

the state of an object being unusual, particularly crazed, or bootleg; jang , bootleg

The schemes that Edgar were involved in were mass jangedy, as was the look on his face.

jangedy by Murdock P.Diego November 19, 2004

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Jaggedy 

1. When something did not go smoothly.
2. Something with jagged edges
3. When somebody messes up. (jags)

1. That car ride was all jaggedy.
2. That was one jaggedy ass hairbrush handle.
3. My last two back tucks were fuckin' jaggedy!

Jaggedy by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

Janged

1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.

He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.

Janged by BigJo November 21, 2014

Jankedy 

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

Jankedy by Seth C January 15, 2007

janged on 

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey

-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!

janged on by Not Joey October 28, 2007

Janged

Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.

Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.

Janged by YKG J June 6, 2019