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Arcronym for Joint Army Navy Fuck-Up
See also: SNAFU, FUBAR, and Clusterfuck
This was no ordinary SNAFU. By the time the Navy planes arrived, to make it a full fledged JANFU, they army had FUBARed the situation, and unholy Clusterfuck seemed likely
janfu by Wilson Weaver July 6, 2004
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janfu • janfel • janf • Janfada • janfalk • Janfer • Janferson • janfond • Janfy • jan feil
A kind, caring, respected person. The person who is called Janfada is respected and envied by everyone that knows them.
She is such a Janfada.
Janfada by pay_back March 19, 2010
Best boy and smart loving jealous but charming
Loving and caring in so many ways like Janfer
Janfer by Huggersach February 21, 2017
Joint Army-Navy Fuck-Up

When the combined force of the Army and the Navy fuck up a mission.

Playing off of the term JOC (Joint Operation Command)
NCO Reporting to command - "Sir, although we misdirected that fire mission, the destroyer DID fire the shell! I'd say this was a JANFU "
JANFU by tehBeau January 13, 2006
Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.
janfu by Pete October 12, 2003
A person who 'xD's all the time.
Classic Janfalk xD
janfalk by Eks De August 21, 2018
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