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Arcronym for Joint Army Navy Fuck-Up
See also: SNAFU, FUBAR, and Clusterfuck
This was no ordinary SNAFU. By the time the Navy planes arrived, to make it a full fledged JANFU, they army had FUBARed the situation, and unholy Clusterfuck seemed likely
janfu by Wilson Weaver July 6, 2004
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Joint Army-Navy Fuck-Up

When the combined force of the Army and the Navy fuck up a mission.

Playing off of the term JOC (Joint Operation Command)

NCO Reporting to command - "Sir, although we misdirected that fire mission, the destroyer DID fire the shell! I'd say this was a JANFU "
JANFU by tehBeau January 13, 2006
Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.
janfu by Pete October 12, 2003

Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021
Sex position with girl on bed, hips up, supporting her bodyweight herself with her partner controlling her hips. Almost like reverse cowgirl but laying down.
James: Babe, let’s Jamfuck
Hannah: Ok babe
Jamfuck by ryan was 100% taken April 2, 2021

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.
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