jamievon

Gay and thick

Did you see that girl Jamievon I heard she’s gay but super thick

by Patrick Marley November 17, 2019

jamievon

Thick with like 5 c’s and gay

Did you see that girl jamievon she’s so pretty .

by Patrick Marley November 17, 2019

Jamieson

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.

Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

by Anonymous 2: "The Wife" May 5, 2011

Danny Jamieson

A very sexy guy who appeared on The Real World: Austin. He won me over from the first look, although he's a little known for getting his face damn near broken by a gang fight.

Danny Jamieson, call me and I'd suck your dick so hard you'll be seeing pink for weeks.

by Sucks Dick April 9, 2007

jamieion

The realest nigga ever and mr.takeyobitch just dat guy

Jamieion is just dat guy

by Tiny sama November 23, 2021

Jamieson Vitamins

This is a sexy brand of vitamins that will forever kill youXP

Alexis "Hey let's get some vitamins!"
Kirsten"How about Jamieson Vitamins ?"
Jamieson"Vitamins aren't healthy:P"

by KatieJames June 19, 2009

Jamieson

1. Someone who never misses a meal

2. Someone who always makes sure he gets fed

That guy's always first in the lunch queue hes such a Jamieson
What a J amieson, she always eats 3 good meals a day, i wish i coudl be as healthy as her

by DrHugsNStuff August 10, 2010