Jamali

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ja-ma-li ( juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee )

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."

Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?

Jamali by Ty Curtin November 10, 2008

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Jamali

ja-ma-li juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."

Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?

Jamali by Ty Curtin November 12, 2008

Related Words

jamalibu • Jamali • Jamalian • jamalig • Jamalia • jamaliah • jamalie • Jamalinpants • Jamalisation • jamalished

Mohammed Jamali

Mohammed Jamali is a SPED kid who thinks he has friends but in actuality is very lonely; once believed he had a girlfriend but she said they were “friends

Oh my gosh I’m such a Mohammed Jamali i should kill myself

Mohammed Jamali by UrbanDictionaryAdmin4 December 11, 2018

foroozan jamali

INSTATUTION

oh no you wrote instatutions not instatution
what is your name
foroozan jamali

foroozan jamali by mega_gay_priest November 22, 2021

MB Jamali

A teacher of Sindhi language.

I struggle with my Sindhi homework, I need to ask my MB Jamali for help.

MB Jamali by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

jamaican dutch

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026