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ja-ma-li ( juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee )

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."
Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?
Jamali by Ty Curtin November 10, 2008
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ja-ma-li juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."
Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?
Jamali by Ty Curtin November 12, 2008
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Mohammed Jamali 

Mohammed Jamali is a SPED kid who thinks he has friends but in actuality is very lonely; once believed he had a girlfriend but she said they were “friends
Oh my gosh I’m such a Mohammed Jamali i should kill myself

foroozan jamali 

INSTATUTION
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what is your name
foroozan jamali
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MB Jamali 

I struggle with my Sindhi homework, I need to ask my MB Jamali for help.
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An accent used by radio mc's in and around london
MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.
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jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.
"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."
jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014
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