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Definitions by Leothechonkermao

Leo the Mao 

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.
I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.
Leo the Mao by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

MB Jamali 

I struggle with my Sindhi homework, I need to ask my MB Jamali for help.
MB Jamali by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Chonk chart 

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.
Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.
Chonk chart by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021
Someone who is extremely scared of everything and everyone.
As soon as I tried to pet him, he ran off. He's such a Nacho.
Nacho by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021