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Like jam, but with more love. Fresh picked fruit hand made into the best spread since butter. Based on the music and legacy of Ween
My mom got some jalm today, but finished all before i got home!
jalm by Jalm Mang August 24, 2019
Words you can keep
when a nigga being loud movin his jaws up n down n he need ta calm down
jalm down nigga dam
Jalm by 25DoubleOMad February 28, 2022
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A finnish name used mostly to describe a person with a huge penis and unbeliveable sex skills.
Look, there he goes! Is that Jalmari? In the middle of the day? Yep. Thats's Jalmari
Jalmari by Jööteri September 20, 2018
terror of amarr players who also looks bitchin' with aviators on
jalmon doesn't kill freighter pilots, he makes them self-destruct
Large testosterone filled man, who has an extra y chromosome. He likes to throw thing and make racial slurs, but also enjoys beating up his bros. Basically any giant that was blessed with this name is destined for greatness
who was that? thats Jalmer, watch out for that flying rock!
jalmer by whiteskinnykid June 14, 2011
its a new word that means trash
This Guys straight up jalmin
jalmin by Lil Kicks July 6, 2018
Steve-Hey what are you doing today
Cornelius-Not to much JALMHAT
Steve-You know that sounds like a jumping good time
JALMHAT by Andy K-D September 5, 2008
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