destruct
I will destruct you!!!!!
Words you can keep
destruct-o-dating
When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."
Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.
Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.
Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
"Why did you date mongoose?"
"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
destruct-o-dating by henry prefect December 1, 2006
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Destruct-a-Buck
The act of driving around in broad daylight in search of deer, or bucks, and then striking them with your car in the middle of the road, effectively killing the animal. Then indulging yourself and your partner to some hardcore anal sex over the dead animal and whilst on the road. Commonly during the act, partners use brute force on their partner and the corpse alike, but remember, NO FUCKING THE DEER. That's beastiality and gross.
Tom Cruise - Hey Eric, wanna go Destruct-a-Buck?
Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer
Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you
Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer
Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you
Destruct-a-Buck by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017
Destruct-owned!
Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"
When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"
When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"
Destruct-owned! by Archie Bunker58585 February 3, 2007
Mr. Self Destruct
1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.
2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.
2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.
1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...
2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).
2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).
Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008
Before I Self Destruct
Before I Self Destruct by iconmike2008 December 19, 2008
auto destruct
A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.
Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.
Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.
Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.
Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.
Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.
auto destruct by anonymous November 4, 2004
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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