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is the cutest person you’ll ever meet hes very tiny probs a sub and gay will always cuddle you is to kind and probably is taken advantage of on a daily hardly ever gets mad cries a lot but is pure baby and must be protected
luna: jakz is just so cute!
jakz by mocha mocha mocha chip October 17, 2020
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Is one of the sweetest people ever hes kind and always there for you he’s probably a secret gay sub but dosent show it hes always taken advantage of for his kindness is pure angel and never wants to her people he may sound tough but he will cry if you yell at him he must be protected!
Luna:ugh jakz is crying again bc of the girl who hurt his feelings!
jakz by mocha mocha mocha chip October 17, 2020
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Fybr_Jakz 

Thee Fybr_Jakz is the best fortnite player to ever exist. No one could ever compete with him
Have you heard of thee Fybr_Jakz he is a legend
Fybr_Jakz by Fybr_Jakz October 5, 2020
Jakzen a handsome yet humble guy
absolutely funny but a smart ass too
If you get one keep it close as friend or boyfriend
jakzen is amazing
jakzen by potatocouch42 July 24, 2022
A dumb way of spelling Jackson, it sits among other poorly worded and "quirky" spellings of the name. Jaxzon, Jackzen, Jaxon, Jakeson, and Jacson, are a few other meaningless ways to differentiate your child from other kids named Jakkson or something similar.
Jackson: So you guys are all named Jackson but your parents spelled it different?
Jakzen, Jaxzon, Jackzen, Jaxon, Jakeson, Jacson, Jakkson, Jakxsun, Jaykzonm, and Yjaykmnzon, in unison: Yup!
Jakzen by Lucidic July 24, 2022

jakzivifpxiquay

jak - polish word meaning ‘how’
zi - Chinese for ‘self’
vif - shortened form of ‘gravific’ meaning able or tending to produce weight
p - phosphorus symbol in chemistry
xi - Roman numeral 11
quay - landing place

jakzivifpxiquay - the process of how the self produces weight (usually to bones) using the element phosphorus^11 in order to improve landing strength
I jakzivifpxiquay my way to scrabble victory
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