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Jakoah is preferably a guys name. It's unique and tells you a lot about the person. They're kind, caring, always there for you and are hilarious. Trust me, if you ever meet someone by the name of "Jakoah", shoot your shot. :)
"Hey man, who's this?"
"Oh!, This is my friend Jakoah, he's great!!"
jakoah by 0pt1m1z3 August 14, 2021
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JaKahrí 

The most handsome, caring, and loving boy you will ever meet . When your with him it’s like your untouchable. He’s a gentleman, muscular ,and comes from good stock
JaKahrí Loyal dude and nice to people.
JaKahrí by Yaria April 23, 2019
Related Words
jakoah Jakiah Janoah jakah Jakahn JaKahrí Jakohri jakyah jacoah Jakahi
Jakiah is a loving, caring person. She’s the prettiest girl you’ll ever see. She has a pretty smile that knocks all the boys off there feet she has a big butt and all the girls hate on her all the boys want her. She can dance. She really cares about how she looks and what she has on. She is a loyal and great girlfriend.
Omg look at that Jakiah
That’s Jakiah she’s so pretty
Jakiah by Anti~Social May 23, 2018

kile jakahmehoff 

i love kile jakahmehoff
kile jakahmehoff by berthen March 2, 2022
A name, a person who is amazing and loves to have a good time, mostly associated with the life of the party and often does stupid things that always end badly. This person is also associated with words such as fun, pretty,loving, hilarious, crazy, wild, smart, and unpredictable. This person always has random indescribable things happen to them.
*the president trips and lands in jakyah's arms, jakyah get arrested for touching the president*
That would happen to Jakyah.
jakyah by mrs.google August 29, 2012
A beautiful young lady that shows out ! Love sports and makes everyone happy ! She is a girl that everybody wants to be like .
Jakiah is soo cute, get you a girl like her !
jakiah by Jejdhdhs January 13, 2018
One who invokes the ultimate feeling of pleasure or excellence.

Janoah has the ability to provide guilt free feelings of pleasure even though the pleasure sought may be worthy of guilt...without using medication.
This is so much easier/better with Janoah.
It is not the same without Janoah.
janoah by Valcoroth February 27, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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