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A shy guy who once you get to know is actually pretty cool. He is a true cunt killer and can get girls like no other. He has a great work ethic. He is sometimes referred to as "The King" and can party like no other.
*Guy 1: You see that King over there? He must be a Kile.
Kile by Deeznutzk August 31, 2015
Words you can keep
I just Kile'd that guy

Im gonna Kile j00~
Kile by Kileman March 25, 2003
Related Words
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A person named "Kile" is probably an edgy incel who is also a part time youtuber who puts hours of editing into short videos and is very underrated.
"Yo what is Kile up too?"

"i dont know, probably putting hours of time into a 2 minute video."
Kile by KileYT January 3, 2020
the biggest OAF living on the earth. he tends to be a blockhead, a jerk, a loser, a twit, along with a bufoon. one of his many skills is to get his arm almost cut off by a shelf. he doesnt like to believe anyone even if they are telling the truth.

he is also a sore loser when it comes to all sports

also hates smiley faces

:)
If your name is kile, you must be an oaf!

Kile Loomis 

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.
Kile Loomis by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

kile jakahmehoff 

i love kile jakahmehoff
kile jakahmehoff by berthen March 2, 2022
the act of public masturbation whilst holding a pooping duck.
who wants to go kile off with a group of fat asians?
kile off by paintchip_baby May 22, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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