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wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

jakey cake by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

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Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

Jake with Cake by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

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No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

No cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

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A slither of cake for jake

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake

A slither of cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 28, 2022

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jakeybakers

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!

Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu

jakeybakers by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

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jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

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Jadeycakes

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area

jadeycakes only charge a tenna

Jadeycakes by bbivan February 5, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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