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wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

jakey cake by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

Words you can keep

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

Jake with Cake by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

No cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

A slither of cake for jake

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake

A slither of cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 28, 2022

jakeybakers

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!

Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu

jakeybakers by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

Jadeycakes

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area

jadeycakes only charge a tenna

Jadeycakes by bbivan February 5, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026