jakesnake 

where one puts their hand up the skirt of a grade seven girl when she isnt looking or is to scared by the shrek look a like doing it

man did you just jakesnake that lil chick and got your fingers moist up in that

jakesnake by dingdongsarelife July 7, 2009

JakeBaked

Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.

Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!

JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013

jakeybakers 

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!

Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu

jakeybakers by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

Jacksnake 

When a redneck needs a verb but can't think of a real verb, they use jacksnake.

I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you.

Jacksnake by Ganononom November 6, 2020

Jakedasnakeophobia 

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

Jakedasnakeophobia by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

jakernaker 

It's a curse word that means "aww fuck"

Guy 1: Hey did you finish your english essay that worth half your grade?
Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed

jakernaker by ilovemysnugglebunny March 14, 2010