Jakedasnake

A guy who can’t play 2k19 for his life and is doo doo with a pure stretch four

Jakedasnake likes a guy named Perrin

by Jake da snake June 17, 2019

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

jakesnake

where one puts their hand up the skirt of a grade seven girl when she isnt looking or is to scared by the shrek look a like doing it

man did you just jakesnake that lil chick and got your fingers moist up in that

by dingdongsarelife July 7, 2009

Jakesnake0308

The type of guy to order 30 quarter pounders from ubereats when drunk

We just got 30 quarter pounder orders from a guy with the name Jakesnake0308. You seeing this Will?

by ParkInvertingThemed January 13, 2022