The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)
I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)