Jained

To get so drunk you pass out, roll off the bed and get your head stuck inside a vomit bucket without regaining consciousness the entire time.

Man, you were so drunk last night!

At least I didn't get jained!

by jainmaster September 30, 2013

jained

when being forced into doing something you do not want to do, to simply not piss someone off

Ah man I got jained into moving a couch for my girlfriend`s Dad

by Twistys August 22, 2010

Jained

(V) 1. The process of getting screwed into giving one of your friends a ride at the last minute. 2. When you know your friend needs a ride but does not have his phone on him, causing you to go to their house, and they may or may not be present.

Bob: hey man i'm sorry i didn't have my phone on me, but you were my last chance thanks for picking me up.
Joe: Dude you just freakin' Jained me!

by Fierro August 22, 2010

Jaine

Jaine is the most amazing, sweet, innocent, and love-able person. She really cares about her friends and will do anything for her friends. Cutest gOrl that you will ever meat🥰 and is very loUd. If you ever get the chance snAtch her and hOld on f o r e v e r.

jaine is looking extra thicc today🥵

by kAngarOo kA$h July 12, 2019

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Jainted

To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets

-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.

-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted

by J Hos December 1, 2014