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tonka jahari
Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!
tonka jahari by Bruhmoment361 November 12, 2019
Jahzara
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. She is so kind and caring but often taken for granted. She is popular athletic, smart, cute, interesting and talks for hours and keep you interested. A lot of girls in her life are fake and jealous and wish they were her so they try to make her feel bad but she doesn't care. Jahzara's are very successful and extremely loving and caring. If you find a Jahzara never leave her or you'll have deep regrets.
I WISH I WAS JAHZARA
I WISH I WAS JAHZARA
Jahzara by facspitter June 17, 2020
jahtard
A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"
2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"
2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019
Jahmari
I like hanging out with Jahmari
Jahzara
Jahzara is a very kind, sweet, and loving girl. She is very goofy, and all she does is laugh. She just wants to make others happy. Even if she isn't happy herself. Check on her once in a while, she'll appreciate it.
Jahzara by yuhhhhhhhhhhhuyuyhhh December 19, 2021
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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