jager dick 

Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.

I don't have whiskey dick, I have Jager dick.
You're not coming out tonight.(pointing to penis)

jager dick by danny ho May 20, 2007

Jägerwicked 

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.

"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"

Jägerwicked by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009