A placeholder word, exclamation, or expletive, first popularized by the artist Pitbull in the phrase: "jage, jage, jage jage, call that b--ch bo-jangles." The word has since evolved, and saw prominence in the zeitgeist from 2006-2012 as a placeholder word for nonsense slang in a variety of contexts.
"Jage."
"I baptise you in the jage, the son of jage, and the holy jage spirit..."
A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.
A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)
Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawnpeak!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.