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Jalisa
Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.
1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
Jalisa by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018
janisa
a unbothered princess. Who doesn't like people at all. She funny and is a real thug. She's the realest and will ask a guy out to his face and not care of the outcome. Janisa is a girl and a independent woman.She doesn't really like emotion but if you need her she's there with no delay. She's the realest queen and needs no man to save her.
janisa by JayyGot me February 16, 2017
Jalisa
Jalisa is just fucking amazing she is super thick,pretty, and smart if you come across a Jalisa you're in luck.
Jalisa by Reesiegotthepicklesuh June 5, 2018
jaisagar
Jaisagar is a great man! He loves to watch movies. He is a silent guy. Jai is lucky to find him a soulmate who is always boosting his confidence and make him realise that he is worth it but he is also unlucky sometimes because his soulmate is very impulsive and can get angry at him. She is too hot to handle. Jai is very mature person and intelligent but also an idiot when it comes to love.
jaisagar by Andrew Hasting November 30, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.