Jakisa

Native to Guatemala, this primative creature is known for its large beaty eyes, greasy exterior, and extreme nervousness.

Although he seems harmless, beware! With every move subtle move you make he is steaking you out for his dreaded check-raise! However he can easily be scared off by presenting him with any of his natural enemies.

Here is a short list of his natural enemies: Being touched, being looked at, crispy fries, hamburgers (gross!), and scary restaurants.

AKA "Gwa2" (gwatoo)

"You never notice when I cut my hair, dad!"

"I hope he burns in a fire! NOW!"

"I'm soa aoll in"

by Smack Addict February 10, 2005

Jakisa

The Mexican Cartel. Ridiculously over-protective about cafeteria french fries and black jack addict.

John "Who is it"
Simon "Oh no! It's - JAKIIIIIISA!"
Alex G "Aye Chi Wah Wah!"

Anthony "I think you have a gambling problem..."
Jakisa "No you do amigo! AYE-RRRRRRRRREBA!"
Anthony "ugh!"

by T-U-R-T-L-E- P-O-W-E-R February 15, 2005

Jalisa

Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.

1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check

by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018

Jakiya

Jakiya is a very funny person like to have fun, and go on adventures. She likes to talk to new people when has the chance to. Jakiya loves her friends like their family. Jakiya is a loving person is very lit and likes the beaches

Jakiya is a human being

by Child December 24, 2016

Jalisa

Pretty ass girl with a goofy personality! She got that water wet so don't fw her if you can't swim. Majority of the time she's a sweetheart but if you come at her wrong you'll unleash the devil

Jalisa was too wet last night bro

by LisaLis December 19, 2016

Jakia

A wonderful ; spiritual person . Who loves seeing people smile ; always have a huge smile on her face . Is a confident person and love to laugh . Amazing personality and cute .

Oh yea ; that's Jakia . Her crazy ass .

by Boo_boo November 2, 2013

janisa

a unbothered princess. Who doesn't like people at all. She funny and is a real thug. She's the realest and will ask a guy out to his face and not care of the outcome. Janisa is a girl and a independent woman.She doesn't really like emotion but if you need her she's there with no delay. She's the realest queen and needs no man to save her.

Janisa is what every friend needs

by JayyGot me February 16, 2017