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jaegermom 

A jaegerbomb is a mixture of Jaegermeister and an energy drink. However, a jaegermom is basically a jaegerbomb placed inside of the vagina of a MILF. This is very similar to the double V, but instead of vodka, a jaegerbomb is used. The end result is quite the same, the person performing oral sex on the MILF vomits into her vagina, causing her to climax.
Topher likes his MILFs, he even likes to give em a jaegermom.
jaegermom by Topher4life November 9, 2009
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jaegermeister 

Strong alcoholic beverage originally brought back to American from Germany and made popular by Frank Sinatra.

It is easily recognizable with its deer logo, and has enjoyed a burst in popularity in the recent year due to the fact it is used in a drink called the Jaegerbomb.
To make a Jaegerbomb, one needs part Jaegermeister and part Energy Drink.
jaegermeister by PhilippeLeTarré August 20, 2007

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.
Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!
JagerBombed by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Jagermonster 

The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008

jeagerbombtastic 

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015

Jagerbomb tourettes 

The inexplicable tendency to blurt out the word jagerbomb when ordering 2 civilised pints at the bar.
Can I have two pints of your finest JAGERBOMB ale please JAGERBOMBS sir.....JAGERBOMBS!!!! Jagerbomb tourettes
Jagerbomb tourettes by hornedog November 6, 2010

jagerbomb 

A mixture of a can or half can of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister. It is the choice of guidos at the club so they can grind until their dicks fall off.
Guido: Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, cheif.

Guido: Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit.
jagerbomb by TheTallOne October 14, 2007
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