Jaegerboard

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Jaegerboarding is when you sniff mustard off of a watermelon, take a hit from a joint, put mustard on a can of bud light and smash the can open on your head, drink the bud light, take a hit from a bong, smash the bong to pieces, drink half a glass off Jaegermeister, smash the earlier mentioned watermelon on your head, lie on the floor and pour the remaining Jaegermeister over your eyes and finally smash the bottle to the floor. Youth does this to assert dominance over their peers.

Yo, Wilhelm, did you see that weird kid Jaegerboarding himself? I definitely respect his actions and am thinking of doing the exact same thing!

Jaegerboard by JaegerboarderAlpha April 27, 2020

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jägerboard

(to) Jägerboard so. It‘s Waterboarding, but instead of water, there is Jägermeister. Instead of terror and pain, there is fun and puking.

Micha: Dude, how was the party?
Eric: I got a Jägerboard and passed out !
Micha: Sick !

jägerboard by HerrDusch April 27, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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