jaegerenz

Biggest Eren Simp. WOULD POST THE BEST SCREENCAPS AND ARTS ON INSTAGRAM & would kill someone for Eren Jaeger.

They: Bro i just finished reading Aot manga, i think i need therapy
Me: WDYM You just need jaegerenz.

jaegerenz by ErensC0mS1ut August 5, 2021

Eren Jaegering it 

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.

I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.

Eren Jaegering it by coopydog August 24, 2021

Jaegering 

Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)

Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.

This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.

It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.

Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.

Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.

Jaegering by Lil-B December 6, 2012

jaegernuke 

a jaegerbomb with a lot more jaegermeister

Noddy: "another jaegerbomb for free?"
Tree: "nah mate, get me jaegernuke."

jaegernuke by Treesy February 25, 2009