Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.
Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.
by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)
by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

A big stupid head.
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A stupid big-head.
TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!
This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.
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A stupid big-head.
TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!
This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.
Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
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You're a big CJ.
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
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You're a big CJ.
by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

Sheep lover, eats a lot of grass. have 0 friends and love playing Roblox whit the other sheep on the farm. Please say "Mæææææææh" when u see him. have a nice day.......
by Mææææææææh April 28, 2022

Usually what you call the mid-west whorebag, doesn't refer to a single person, but rather how the female wears Jacob's "sen" as a show of pride without cleaning up
"Whats that smell? Oh, it's the jacobsen, still covered in nut and puke from an hour ago when Charlie boy railed her on the side of the house"
by Snatch-winder69 May 1, 2023

The prettiest girl you've ever met. Olivia jacobsen is a sweetheart but she can have an attitude sometimes. Be careful of what you say to her and always have a filter when around her. Olivia is a great friend and girlfriend😉😏
by -😍 January 26, 2017
