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Samt

Pronounced 'sam-tee'

Someone who is so far in the closet they are in Narnia, but everybody knows they are gay

Short for samtchilds
Samt bakes cakes so he is gay, but he denies it
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Pronounced 'sam-tee-child-s'
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)
-'Oh hey, have you seen Alex? He's acting a bit defensive lately'
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
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"that guy there is such a samt"
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Something to shout out load in a library or exam hall.
An accurate description of Alex watson because he is a wet donnie
Library bossman: No talking in the Libr...
Me: Alexwatsonisawetdonny!
Library bossman: Get out the library now or I'll chat shit to your head of year.
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Someone who is so shit at basketball they never score but always hit the rim also, they always reach but never tackle.
They look like Donald Trump.
Oh no I hit the rim again.
You're brick Davidson.
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Brick Davidson reaches so much that 'S Club 7' want him to join their band.
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Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'
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