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jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

jackellackelpackel 

no real definition...only used to annoy people with
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jackellackelpackel by emily May 19, 2003

Shaft Jackstall 

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off
my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures
jacksterbate by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

Jacetella 

Celebrity of EGGS academy. Pure legend. Knows magic like a bauss. Dies his hair red. Legit gangster. Comes from the combination of badman sweet Fruitella and J.A.C.E.
Oi yo, where that Jacetella at?

Jacetella?? Skeeeeeen.
Jacetella by Motherofthehood May 21, 2011