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jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

jackellackelpackel 

no real definition...only used to annoy people with
jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackeljackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel. (big breath!)jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.
jackellackelpackel by emily May 19, 2003

Shaft Jackstall 

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off
my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures
jacksterbate by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

Jacetella 

Celebrity of EGGS academy. Pure legend. Knows magic like a bauss. Dies his hair red. Legit gangster. Comes from the combination of badman sweet Fruitella and J.A.C.E.
Oi yo, where that Jacetella at?

Jacetella?? Skeeeeeen.
Jacetella by Motherofthehood May 21, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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