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jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

jackellackelpackel 

no real definition...only used to annoy people with
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jackellackelpackel by emily May 19, 2003

Shaft Jackstall 

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

jacksterbate

my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures
jacksterbate by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

Jacetella 

Celebrity of EGGS academy. Pure legend. Knows magic like a bauss. Dies his hair red. Legit gangster. Comes from the combination of badman sweet Fruitella and J.A.C.E.
Oi yo, where that Jacetella at?

Jacetella?? Skeeeeeen.
Jacetella by Motherofthehood May 21, 2011