jfkphobia Share definition Flag A fear of JFK from Clone High. Because he's an ugly himbo. Why do people like this man "You need to stop being afraid of JFK.""No, I have a small JFKphobia. He's kinda scary man." jfkphobia by Dumbash October 16, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the jfkphobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch