jacking-off
When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.
jacking-off by Sarah August 3, 2003
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jacking-off
when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.
kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)
jacking-off by poo face May 10, 2003
jacking-off
To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.
jacking-off by Alex highley September 15, 2003
jacking off
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
jacking off by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007
Jacking Off
In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner
Jacking Off by Jack Atlas, Master of Faster April 11, 2022
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jacking off by baby November 5, 2003
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