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masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003

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when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003

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To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

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reason my right arm is much bigger than my left

Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro

by jjtheblack October 1, 2011

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When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

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