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jacking-off 

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.
jacking-off by Sarah August 3, 2003
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jacking-off 

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.
kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)
jacking-off by poo face May 10, 2003

jacking-off 

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.
Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor
jacking-off by Alex highley September 15, 2003

jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner
I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation
I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.
jacking off by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

jacking off

jacking off by baby November 5, 2003
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