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A tool, dick, or ding-dong. A total jackass of a person.
"Paul sounded like a total jackrod the other night at the club."
jackrod by SteveZee April 13, 2013
a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.
i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom
jackpod by cozzdogg March 11, 2007
Jacket like apparatus, yet thin enough to wear as a hoodie. Usually fleece or fur lined with waterproof qualities.
Dude, nice Jackoodie!! Thanks, I got it for Christmas!!

It's too warm for a jacket, but I might get cold later......I'll bring my Jackoodie!!
Jackoodie by Toph Topherson December 23, 2010

Jackmoded 

To snatch; steal from someone. Usually something that isn't very important, and is usually usd in terms between friends just for fun.
"I jackmoded an airhead from Jeremy out of his lunchbox."
Jackmoded by Athie October 17, 2008
"A guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it."
Jackpody is 'a guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it.'
a gross little dude who thinks is everything but actually isn't. Mainly wears holster and forever 21. He likes to say cock every second of the day and poops in the schools bathroom.
Cooper: Ew do you smell that
Jackson: I think jacktodd is pooping again
jacktodd by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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