Jackoodie

Jacket like apparatus, yet thin enough to wear as a hoodie. Usually fleece or fur lined with waterproof qualities.

Dude, nice Jackoodie!! Thanks, I got it for Christmas!!

It's too warm for a jacket, but I might get cold later......I'll bring my Jackoodie!!

Jackoodie by Toph Topherson December 23, 2010

Jacooties 

The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.

I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.

Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

jackdoodles 

It means what the fuck or hell this is a more friendly and appropriate way of saying it for kids.

A sister and Her twin brother were walking in the park when suddenly they came across a decapitated fox , the twin sister then screamed out “what the jackdoodles“!

And out popped their older sister with the head of the fox laughing to her knock knock curly wurly shelf !

jackdoodles by Bogustim January 1, 2020

Jackmoded 

To snatch; steal from someone. Usually something that isn't very important, and is usually usd in terms between friends just for fun.

"I jackmoded an airhead from Jeremy out of his lunchbox."

Jackmoded by Athie October 17, 2008

Jacooties 

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

Jacooties by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

jacodie 

a cool guy met through another friend
fun person to just hangout with
kinda hot

so i just chilled with that guy jacodie and it was awesome

jacodie by cocobirdisbeast June 22, 2011

jackoolito 

A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")

I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!

jackoolito by Morbz January 15, 2009