jack diddley 

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

jack diddley by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

Jack Diddley 

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

Jack Diddley by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

jack diddley 

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

jack diddley by flippytale January 16, 2004

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

jack diddley fuck by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

jack diddly squat 

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

jack diddly squat by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

jack diddly dipshit 

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

jack diddly dipshit by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

jack diddly 

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

jack diddly by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016