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jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!
by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021
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jack assery

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.
by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009
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jackassery

a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
On a rainy morning in San Diego, my friend commented to me, "These people don't know how to drive! There sure is a lot of jackassery going on around here."
by Amaya Becvar August 5, 2006
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corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."
A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.
by Hot East March 6, 2011
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Jackassedness

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.
Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
by swimmerooo February 20, 2011
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Jackassery

(adv.) jackassery, actions befitting a jackass or herd of jackass,

Inflected Form(s): plural -er·ies
dubious moronic action (bufoonery): foolish action or behavior
The jackassery in Congress appears to have no bounds.

Despite all the jackassery in the office; Jim still was was able to get something done.
by JDF42 May 30, 2006
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Jackassery

I, like many of you, have to spend a great deal of time on the job dealing with people that don't know their asses from a hole in the ground - you know, jackasses. Jackassery is the act/art of being a jackass; behaving in a manner that is completely nonsensical.
I have no time for this jackassery.

I am allergic to jackassery just like you are allergic to common sense, so it would be best if we kept our distance.
by Daisee99 March 4, 2010
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