Jackassedness

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where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

Jackassedness by swimmerooo February 20, 2011

Words you can keep

jackassedness

The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.

Are you kidding? Of course you're a jackass! You define jackassedness!

jackassedness by Jakobo April 21, 2004

Related Words

jackassedness • Jackassidness • jackassness • Jackassiness

Jackassedness

The act of being a complete jackass.

Bob's jackassedness has caused us a lot of problems.

Jackassedness by Siyat September 18, 2011

Jackassidness

Jackassidness: When an individual attains the highest level of Selfishness, self centeredness and complete disregard for anything else outside of themselves.

I am astounded at his jackassidness!

Jackassidness by Tabfan October 29, 2015

Jackassiness

meaning being a jackass all the fuckin time.

Doin a bunch of JackAss shit!

M******* is using all this stupid shit and being Jackassiness

Jackassiness by jay H Jay F December 2, 2013

jackassness

The state of being a jackass or an unnecessarily difficult individual.

Joey's jackassness catapulted the mild disagreement into a big argument.

jackassness by Kelli Lea October 24, 2008

jackassness

Verb.

The act of being immature, stupid, or acting like a jackass.

"Dude. Your jackassness is showing"

jackassness by spiritbox December 8, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026