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A man with a lot of wood and is probably a virgin who plays fortnite. He’s lovable, guilable and loves to scream. Physically can’t grow muscle and can’t lift a pencil, however his flicks are 200 IQ plays. Instead of investing in savings or bitcoin, Jach’s are usually smart in economic decisions like vbucks or the lastest new emote, and remember... You’re probably a stream sniper. Also he most like has a strange kink fetish for broomsticks, but it’s not our place to judge is it?
Jach could have big dick energy, but decides to play fortnite.

Who’s the pro gamer? Oh Jach? He gets bullied on the side.
Jach by Takeshita69 January 7, 2019
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he is the SHIT he a has mega big glizzy vibes he is also slagalitions with a cherry on top he is charming and a fricking crible but does the griddy the best
torist- yo thats him big dick c (c is for crip. crip is for criple) criple his him

jach - my glizzy be to big

the ladies- omg
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jachym • Jachary • Jachai • Jachin • Jacht • Jach • jacho • jachob • Jachson • Jach Blach

Jach Blach 

Jack Black’s alter ego, the sexy side.
“I just saw Jach Blach, in Hollywood and he was sexy
Jach Blach by Steven Hong April 18, 2019
Jachary is the combination of jack avery and zachary herron, popular memeber of the man band 'why dont we'. They are relationship goals
Jachary is the realest ship in why don't we
Jachary by xXlimelightlifeXx May 28, 2019
A super gay couple with 2 people from a band called Why Don’t We. Jack Avery and Zach Herron are both secretly dating so their ship name is #Jachary. Some people still ship #Janiel ( Jack and Daniel) but they obviously are blind because Jack is with his lover,Zach.
Omg Jachary is so cute look at them both!
Jachary by Wdwfan November 20, 2017

Jachimike 

A human of godly descent. Impossible to stop. Incredibly powerful. Blessed with the beauty of the gods. Sexy, intelligent and as awesome as the day passes. Son of Zeus. Blessed with the gift of Athena, the thirst of Ares and the beauty of Aphrodite.
Damn son, Jeffrey is such a Jachimike.

I wish I was a Jachimike.
Jachimike by The Gentleman__ January 1, 2012
Is a very dominant person...
Acts cocky but is in fact very protecting and caring.
You're sneaky jachym
jachym by ZKBD February 26, 2017
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