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Jachson is known to be a peace keeper, someone who always knows there are two sides to every story. Always gives the most logical and honest advice.

They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.

They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).

Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.

Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.

Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
Omg look at Jachson he's like a walking piece of art.
Jachson by Erbfursure November 21, 2021
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Jachson is known to be a peace keeper, someone who always knows there are two sides to every story. Always gives the most logical and honest advice.

They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.

They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).

Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.

Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.

Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
Look at Jachson he's like a walking piece of art.
Jachson by Erbfursure November 23, 2021

jackson victor 

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.
Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.
jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020

Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery
Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?
Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl
I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there
Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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