jabu

moron, but in a playful way.

Mel is so silly haha, what a jabu.

by Zeetrip October 2, 2008

jabu jabu

A sexual act in which whilst engaged in coitus, the female climaxes and ejaculates (yes, females can ejaculate too) and the man then reinserts his member and begins thrusting again. The name originates because the sound of thrusting inside the wet pussy sounds like the sound of Link's footsteps inside the third dungeon of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Jabu Jabu's Belly.

Guy #1: Aw man I totally Jabu Jabu'd that bitch while we were fuckin last night.

Guy #2: That's gross dude. WTF.

by Koopa Killer March 15, 2007

Jabu Licker

One who caresses/licks a black child, usually by the name of Jabu. Used as an insult.

"Aduck is such a Jabu Licker!"

by You got TPBED January 25, 2018

Jabu'd

Noun

Pronounced: ja-boo-d

The art of getting so intoxicated that the possibility of waking up the following morning naked in a park, public toilet or bed of a girl/guy that resembles a swamp donkey the is extremely high.

Hey Charlie, look at Stefan. He is by far the most jabu'd person at this Christmas party.

I tell you Cletus, I got so jabu'd last night I feel like a great dane defecated in my head.

by spyker888 April 24, 2009

jabu jabu

That's LORD Jabu Jabu to you, giant fish creature from The Legend Of Zelda, Ocarina Of Time!

Man, Link TOTALLY went inside Lord Jabu Jabu, and had an adventure, and came out alive!

by J D Abram February 26, 2004

jabu jabu

someone who jabs someone in the face with a massive belly in a sexual nature, with hopes of arousal

im gonna give her the hardest jabu jabu shes ever had

by jamie December 2, 2003

Jabunga

Something/ Someone that doesn't condone or give mercy.

Jabunga doesn't give mercy.

by Deadnightmer September 29, 2018