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jabsek is what you call 3 of your best friends when they are all stupid and funny. the “ja” means it’s the funny but quiet one that you think doesn’t like you. the “bs” one is the weird funny one that just doesn’t care. then lastly, “ek” stands for the funny one who makes jokes with everyone and never stops laughing.
“bro i have some crazy jabsek friends”
“same bro their all three weird”
jabsek by donttalktomeweirdo October 28, 2019
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Skin heated to the point of taking on the shape of a dildo.
"Dude, I totally Shankled your Jabskin"
Jabskin by shit waffle February 8, 2010
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1. To be in a uncomfortable sexual position. 2. Uncool,lame or not cool banana's.
word developed in katoomba
This position is just jabsex, let's spoon again.
Jabsex by Grand Master Falcon July 26, 2009

Jabsessed 

Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.
Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??

Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
Jabsessed by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020
Jaisek is a very outspoken person, he knows what he wants and will work hard to get there. Jaisek is will tell someone if he doesn't like them and be upfront. He has a very rough exterior and hard shell over himself, yet inside he is a gushy marshmallow. He doesn't find himself attractive but he is and so is his personality. Jaisek has a cool walk and carefree style, he also is very comedic and knows his stuff. This man is someone if you make to be your best friend or even closer it will benefit you to the end.
Jaisek likes to drive his cool car loud and around town.
jaisek by Cookiesrbrookies November 24, 2021
Jaseka is a unique name. She is very kind-hearted and guaranteed to make you smile. Jaseka is good at making you happy when you are upset. She is VERY good at problem-solving and can help you with anything and get nothing in return. She has had many hard times in her life but that is what makes her strong. She is EXTREMELY smart. If you know a Jaseka then stay close to her quickly before you lose her.
¨Omg where did you get that?¨
¨I got it from Jaseka!¨
¨omg, she is so nice!¨
Jaseka by SJ yuh January 14, 2022
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