Jabsessed

Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.

Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??

Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.

by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020

Jahblessed/Jahbless

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.

“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos”

by BeefyErown June 15, 2022

Joebsessed

A term to describe a person obsessed with Joe Fresh.

My sister went on a shopping spree at Joe Fresh, she is joebsessed!

by Randyisjoebsessed August 15, 2011

jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

by datemejacob March 17, 2017

Absessed

One who is obsessed with other peoples abs or with getting ripped in the midesection..

"Poor Ryan, so absessed with getting rid of that extra 200 lbs."

by Kratos3 September 15, 2009

jwobsessed

#1 BEST JUNGWON STAN! STAN ENHYPEN FOR CLEARSKIN😍

“She’s so JWOBSESSED! I mean who isn’t attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and luscious plump juicy fat ass..”

—jwobsessed

by jwobsessed November 21, 2023

jwobsessed

BEST #1 JUNGWON STAN!! STAN ENHA FOR CLEARSKIN🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

“Omg she is so JWOBSESSED! I mean who wouldn’t be attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and his luscious plump fat juicy ass..”

by jwobsessed November 21, 2023