jabood

Typically a guy who works out to much at the gym. Dedicates his life to football. Has a two inch penis and raisin sized balls. Who goes out and fucks girls in a sideways manor.

The football player I slept with last night jabood me. It was terrible.

by Baller on no budget August 4, 2016

jawoodle

A loud raging swearing muppet usually from Straya

That guy right there, now he’s a jawoodle.

by HovelHomestead February 1, 2020

jabootu

A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.

JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."

by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005

Jaboo0dyDubs

Known for dubbing infomercial videos and just about everything. Such as: Oxi-clean, Orange Glow, Shamwow, Snuggie, Mighty Mendit, and more! All videos include dry humor. Jaboo0dyDubs has followers. Also known as Poopitrators. Jaboo0dyDubs check it out!

Guy 1: Yo have you seen the latest Jaboo0dyDubs video?
Guy 2: Haha, yeah! it's so funny!
Guy 1: oh hey, i'm sleeping with your mom
Guy 2: What??

by billymayshere82 December 5, 2009

jaboody dubs

one of the most hilarious guys on youtube.
he makes fun of commercials with billy mays in them

Guy 1
Did you see that video jaboody dubs made on mighty putty?
Guy 2
No was it good?
Guy 1
Holy fuck it was! It was the most fucking hilarious video ever!
It was like sex but without the work!
Guy 2
Holy shit.

by HALOFR33K97 April 26, 2010

Jaboon

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

jaboo

amazing, fantastic, incredible, outstanding, awesome

These drinks are jaboo!
The experience was jaboo!

by JackStewart November 5, 2010