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The sweetest guy on earth. He'll be kind and nice. He may be hardheaded and stubborn but he'll get everything eventually. He also is super funny and smart. He mght goof off and not show he's smart unless he has too.
Girl 1 : Javoney is so cute

Girl 2 : I know right
Javoney by Haerry January 8, 2021
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a self centered, self worshiping, stubborn, independent, communicably inapt bastard who believes he gets less than he deserves. Hes a womanizer he'll use you for sex. BUT he has a big dick.
friend: so are you and javone a couple or what?

you: no, can't get over him cause he just keeps fucking me. Hard.
javone by jamakemeyobean May 21, 2011
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javontye 

smart young man who values money
Javontye is a decent young man
javontye by cihico December 23, 2016
he is like janoney
janoney by janoney December 27, 2018
A guy who is funny, y’all and handsome. Will love you through thick and thin . Also has a big dick and has a beautiful smile . Great in the bed and knows how to cook . He also has a big Dick.
Girl javone was funny yesterday at dinner.
Javone by 21bjk January 29, 2020
Designated boner or erection tension reducer.
Aka: girl/boyfriend, slut, hoe, wife or husband, fuck buddy, or significant other. If you alone... it's you.
Yes sir, that bitch is gonna be my next jaboney!
jaboney by Psychothebunny January 23, 2016
1.) A person who has taking a liking towards men, bananas, and cockroaches. Tends to linger near people and cause either lots of humiliation and is a nuisance.
Billy: "wats up John"
john: "nuthin much, i went to the club and saw javone again following another girl.
billy: was he eating cockroaches again?
john: yup
javone by firemahlazer July 15, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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