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W.W.J.D.4.0.D 

An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.
Chinese Hackers wondered W.W.J.D.4.0.D. when they managed to bypass Google's security systems.
W.W.J.D.4.0.D by wwjd40day May 11, 2010

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

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You are so incredibly bored.
Go back to work.
If you are trying to find a new definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.

It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win

J.J. AllStaR 7.0 

And as the sun rises and she wakes up he is there as tho he never took his dreamy gaze of her once in the night. And before she can speak throughthe smirk she finds impossible to hide he says something so witty and cleverly sweet and the day begins as bright as u ever had experienced before.....or ever will again without him....a bright glowing one in a trillion billion statistically impossible to see in a lifetime star.....a supernova i was somehow lucky enough to find.as i look up into the sky tonight i will search endlessly for that star i love and silently speak the words of my heart... wish i may i wish might again some day experience that stars undying brilliant unhidden and euphoric essence and missed beyond explanation yet never one second light of his awesome mesmurisng light.
The J.J. AllStaR 7.0 is located in the constellation of leo as opposed to in the past residence in its original contellation of capricorn. Enigmatic and thought provoking are just won words that are often used to describe this amazing yet unpredictable force.

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

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