When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your
ass after a shit. There will be a layer of
poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks
like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the
shitter and I produced a Pb and J
sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”